MEGALODON
Managed to drop Megalodon into conversation this evening, i'm going to do a post on it so you can truly understand it's epicness. But for now here is a pic which helps to show you how big that shit was.
It was basically a whale, that WANTED to eat you just because it's instinct said so. Unlike a shark of today there could never, ever have been a heart-warming story involving a sexy surfer dude fighting a shark off of his sexy leg and saving himself from amputation. This beauty would not even have to chew before swallowing. If you're lucky it will be a cocky Megalodon who will take pity on you knowing that it usually tackles blue whales for breakfast and instead, swims past you flicking it's (Blonde) hair.
Managed to drop Megalodon into conversation this evening, i'm going to do a post on it so you can truly understand it's epicness. Bu...

