Every now and again on YouTube you have a kind of twilight zone moment in which one minute you are YouTubing gospel songs and next thing you're watching a fat girl slap her stomach fat together. (If you're me it happens in the opposite direction, fat girls on YouTube FTW)

Here is my journey, one minute you are watching Jamie Oliver put meat into a washing machine to mimic the way Mc Donalds create 'Pink Slime' for their burgers.

Then you're watching an Australian create a home made big mac, then you start watching how chicken nuggets are made (in a horrendous manner). Then you Stumble across a cool Japanese pool. Then you click the link that says 'COKE + PORK = WORMS'. Then you end up watching a video which is just one picture of a character from Spongebob Squarepants.

Then

Then you watch the video that shows you what kissing looks like from inside of the mouth. Funnily enough this where it starts to go wrong.

Every now and again on YouTube you have a kind of twilight zone moment in which one minute you are YouTubing gospel songs and next thi...

• Write Ad for Fashion designer


• Hair


• Look for jobs

I have not written the Ad, I have not done my hair. I have half heartedly looked for jobs. But I deserve no applause. I just uploaded my Rome pictures ... another triumph for procrastination.

I have been on a "power to the people" flex. I've spent basically my whole day reading vigilant Citizen and listening to songs...