I R WRITER: pictures of me

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at 2/09/2012

Outfit - The spaz edition

....Still not pro with thee old self-timer business.

(My head is like that in the last pic because I thought that my head wasn't in the picture.... sexbomb)

....Still not pro with thee old self-timer business. (My head is like that in the last pic because I thought that my head wasn't in the ...

at 11/27/2011

At A-level I had to learn how to use photoshop and I was quite good at it, but 6 years on, that ship has sailed. I initially had a little dabble at it and after playing with a gradient tool and trying to use the paint bucket... I realised I am going to need some tutoring. Well this morn I got a mini tutorial from my loserface and this is what he did:

So what you must all do now, is respect my authoritah and my wrists. I asked for the head to be larger than the body as it made me think of one of my fav music vids, hegzibit A:

My boss gave me photo shop elements. At A-level I had to learn how to use photoshop and I was quite good at it, but 6 years on, that ship ha...

at 11/03/2011

Christmas

at 10/25/2011

Boss Behaviour 2011

at 10/15/2011

Nails done, hair done everything deeeed.

But minus the nails. I got my roots re-dyed on wednesday as the black was starting to show. I also had to basically cut a kagillion inches off of my hurr. Exageration, but basically I have been colouring my hair for years now, this combined with being lazy with doing treatments and also not letting my aunt cut my split ends for nearly a year, means that this Wednesday when I went to get my hair done I basically had a halo of split ends around my head. I realised I had to go for the chop. My hair is natural and used to be like a mane which made me feel like a Lion... well not no mores! lol sarry. abowt. THART. Oh well. "Haaaair grows" (throw back Sabrina le Teenage Witch style) so things like this don't really get to me. You live and you learn. And you get a good condtitioner.

In le past

In le present

But minus the nails. I got my roots re-dyed on wednesday as the black was starting to show. I also had to basically cut a kagillion inches o...

at 10/07/2011

SPAZ

at 9/22/2011

EMERPUS

What I wore to le supreme after party for the store opening in London. Was a good night! The venue wasn't big enough for the amount of people who came though so it was quite the sweatbox. Everyone had a good time though and then when Ghostface KILLAAAAH came on... larrrdamercy. Twas tres hyped. I'll post more pics later and perhaps do story time...or will I.

What I wore to le supreme after party for the store opening in London. Was a good night! The venue wasn't big enough for the amount of p...

at 9/17/2011

Hollywood Swinging

at 7/27/2011

SHHHHHHHHHH .....

I am now on le contributer page for IDOL magazine. "But you're still not getting paid jade" neither is your madre. Anyway i'm happy, I wrote a mini biography in the THIRD person. Something I always relish in doing because it's like being the queen for a millisecond.

Here is a link to the page so you can see the biography that I wrote about myself. I didn't realise how hard it would be to sum yourself up into 100 words. But I managed to get my love of fast food into it so I think I did well.

CLICK!

I am now on le contributer page for IDOL magazine. "But you're still not getting paid jade" neither is your madre. Anyway i...

at 5/03/2011

GPOY

I am actually trying to take this blog a bit more seriously and I have a few blog posts in the pipe line that are not particularly self centered. Or just a picture. or just a music video. I plan on actually writing (what!? no way) more stuff like this, so that will hopefully start happening in the next few days and i'll actually start advertising le blog too. GULP. But for now here is a picture (fail) that is centered around self (fail 2). I hope you enjoy my heart eyes.

If you're interested, my Camel Toe post is still going strong attracting serious views daily, hello pervs! Can we do like Lady CaCa and i'll be your 'Mother perv' and you can be my 'Little Pervs' and i'll pretend to love you but all I really want iz yo monays (views).

I am actually trying to take this blog a bit more seriously and I have a few blog posts in the pipe line that are not particularly self cent...

at 4/20/2011

Picture vomit

I'm always taking pictures on my phone and they never go anywhere, well here is a whole bunch from late last year up till now. Uploaded especially for your viewing pleasure. Right now according to my stats I get the majority of views from my Camel Toe post, at anytime someone is ALWAYS looking at it. So basically I have a load of pervs on my site. It's not exactly the clientele I was going for but I'm basically getting a couple hundred views a week because of a guy with a vagina penis, who am I to complain? Sorry I always go off topic. Basically the point is the only people who may even chance upon this post are looking for pictures of shapely genitals and I always aim to disappoint. So here ya go!