Managed to drop Megalodon into conversation this evening, i'm going to do a post on it so you can truly understand it's epicness. But for now here is a pic which helps to show you how big that shit was.

It was basically a whale, that WANTED to eat you just because it's instinct said so. Unlike a shark of today there could never, ever have been a heart-warming story involving a sexy surfer dude fighting a shark off of his sexy leg and saving himself from amputation. This beauty would not even have to chew before swallowing. If you're lucky it will be a cocky Megalodon who will take pity on you knowing that it usually tackles blue whales for breakfast and instead, swims past you flicking it's (Blonde) hair.

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